The Ravings of a Conflicted Mind

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yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please

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Top 10 tips for attracting a woman:

handsomedorothy:

  1. Treat her like a human being
  2. An actual human being
  3. just like you
  4. person
  5. not prize
  6. not box that can be opened when you jam the right keys in
  7. human being
  8. actual person
  9. woman who is an actual person
  10. get her a kitten everyone likes kittens

(Source: demonicdorothy, via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

consulting-cannibal:

insanelyquiet:

this reminds me of a comic scout would draw haha

pfffff

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